It's on the internet, so it must be true. 2012-02-03T22:07:18Z Vittorio Leonardi - Comedian - Actor - Voice Artist - Opinionist - Purveyor of Wanton Meanderings tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2012, vittorio Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2011-12-07T12:05:41Z 2012-01-18T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6113 2012-01-18T18:00:00Z Wednesday the 18th of January 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET: To... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Wednesday the 18th of January 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
To be confirmed...

Line-up: To be confirmed...

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R70

]]> Things your new girlfriend doesn't want to hear. 2012-01-27T21:01:52Z 2012-01-27T11:15:55Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6180 2012-01-27T11:15:55Z Today the muse grabbed so I thought I'd add these ideas to the site. This is a list in progress. Here's hoping that none of these apply to you. And if they do...I want pictures.... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Here's a Thought Today the muse grabbed so I thought I'd add these ideas to the site.

This is a list in progress.
Here's hoping that none of these apply to you. And if they do...I want pictures.

]]> 1. I only watch the porn you're in. To! To! I only watch the porn you're inTo!

2. Let the man have his opinion babe. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when he's huge.

3. Wait, let me set the camera to panorama.

4. You smell of cheese...again.

5. Let's ask your mom, she knows about V.D.

6. A headache? OK, but that's not the part of you I need right now.

7. Getting laid. Chat later. LoL!

8. If I said you have a beautiful body, would you help me bury one?

9. Can you take a punch?

10. Pole dancing will firm your butt up nicely.

11. You look just like my exes.

12. They said she put up quite a struggle.

13. They never did find the body.

14. It'll make my life so much easier if you just adopt my ex's name.

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ The Supersport Bar, Carnival City 2012-01-26T12:46:31Z 2012-01-28T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6169 2012-01-28T19:00:00Z Saturday the 28th of January 2012 The Supersport Action Bar Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540. Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000 Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024 Find me on... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Saturday the 28th of January 2012
The Supersport Action Bar
Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540.

Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx
Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000
Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi (MC), Motheo, Siya B., Dillan Oliphant and Mpho Pops.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R50 and includes entrance to the dance show at 20:00

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Bubba J's 2012-02-03T22:12:57Z 2012-02-01T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6181 2012-02-01T19:00:00Z Wednesday the 1st of February 2012 Bubba J's Sports and Comedy Cafe Corner of Finch & Reier Road, Atlasville Bubba J's Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bubba-Js/112734682115992 Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666 Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi (MC), Chris Forrest,... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Wednesday the 1st of February 2012

Bubba J's Sports and Comedy Cafe
Corner of Finch & Reier Road, Atlasville

Bubba J's Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bubba-Js/112734682115992

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi (MC), Chris Forrest, Kagiso Lediga and John Vlismas.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R30 for Guys, R20 for Girls

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ The Supersport Bar, Carnival City 2012-02-03T22:12:08Z 2012-02-03T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6184 2012-02-03T19:00:00Z Friday the 3rd of February 2012 The Supersport Action Bar Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540. Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000 Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024 Follow me on... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Friday the 3rd of February 2012

The Supersport Action Bar
Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540.

Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx
Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000
Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi (MC), Pravesh Mungaldave, Lucky Du Plesis, Don Packett and Lamy.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R50 and includes entrance to the dance show at 20:00

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Adega, Montana 2012-02-03T22:11:55Z 2012-02-04T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6183 2012-02-04T18:00:00Z Saturday the 4th of February 2011 Adega, Montana Cnr Zambezi Drive & Dr. Van der Merwe Street, Montana, Pretoria Bookings: +2712 548-3904 Brought to you by Eventwise Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666 Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Saturday the 4th of February 2011

Adega, Montana
Cnr Zambezi Drive & Dr. Van der Merwe Street, Montana, Pretoria

Bookings: +2712 548-3904

Brought to you by Eventwise

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi and Warren Robertson.

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance: FREE! Just book a table.

]]> Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:14:07Z 2012-02-08T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6171 2012-02-08T18:00:00Z Wednesday the 8th of February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET: http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_08_february/524362767/0/41002440... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Wednesday the 8th of February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_08_february/524362767/0/41002440

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Dave Levinsohn (MC), 1st Half: Improv Express. 2nd Half: US Comic Paul Ogata.

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R70

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:08:15Z 2012-02-09T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6174 2012-02-09T18:00:00Z Thursday the 9th February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_09_february/524362797/0/41002441 Follow... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Thursday the 9th February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET
http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_09_february/524362797/0/41002441

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Dave Levinsohn (MC), Ndumiso Lindi, Wiean, Vittorio Leonardi and US Comic Paul Ogata

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R90

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:08:30Z 2012-02-10T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6175 2012-02-10T18:00:00Z Friday the 10th of February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_10_february/524362830/0/41002442... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Friday the 10th of February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET
http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_10_february/524362830/0/41002442

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Dave Levinsohn (MC), US Comic Paul Ogata, Nadiem Solomon, Vittorio Leonardi and Bevan Cullinan a.k.a. Gary The Tooth Fairy!

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R120

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:08:46Z 2012-02-11T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6179 2012-02-11T18:00:00Z Saturday the 11th of February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_11_february/524362863/0/41002443... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Saturday the 11th of February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (Cnr William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET
http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_11_february/524362863/0/41002443

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Dave Levinsohn (MC), US Comic Paul Ogata, Brendan Jack, Vittorio Leonardi and Bevan Cullinan a.k.a. Gary The Tooth Fairy!

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R120

]]> Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:11:07Z 2012-02-15T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6172 2012-02-15T18:00:00Z Wednesday the 15th of February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET: http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_15_february/524362896/0/41002444... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Wednesday the 15th of February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
http://online.computicket.com/web/event/parker_s_comedy_15_february/524362896/0/41002444

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Joe Parker (MC), 1st Half: Improv Express. 2nd Half: US Comic Paul Ogata.

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R70

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ Emperor's Palace 2012-02-03T22:01:22Z 2012-02-23T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6176 2012-02-23T19:00:00Z Thursday the 23rd of February 2012 The Odeon Showbar, Emperor's Palace 64 Jones Road, Kempton Park, Johannesburg, South Africa Website: http://www.emperorspalace.co.za/peermont/content/en/emperors/emperors-entertainment?oid=17649&sn=Resturant+detail&pid=15561 Contact Number: (+2711) 928-1319 Brought to you by Parker's Comedy and Emperor's Palace Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo Find... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Thursday the 23rd of February 2012

The Odeon Showbar, Emperor's Palace
64 Jones Road, Kempton Park, Johannesburg, South Africa

Website: http://www.emperorspalace.co.za/peermont/content/en/emperors/emperors-entertainment?oid=17649&sn=Resturant+detail&pid=15561

Contact Number: (+2711) 928-1319

Brought to you by Parker's Comedy and Emperor's Palace

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Nqoba Ngcobo (MC), Deep Fried Man, Muzi and Vittorio Leonardi

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R40

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ The Supersport Bar, Carnival City 2012-02-03T22:02:37Z 2012-02-24T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6178 2012-02-24T19:00:00Z Friday the 24th of February 2012 The Supersport Action Bar Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540. Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000 Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024 Follow me on... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Friday the 24th of February 2012

The Supersport Action Bar
Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540.

Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx
Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000
Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Kedibone Mulaudzi (MC), Nqoba Ngcobo, Wiseman, Deep Fried Man and Vittorio Leonardi.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R50 and includes entrance to the dance show at 20:00

]]> Stand-up Comedy @ The Supersport Bar, Carnival City 2012-02-03T22:05:58Z 2012-02-25T19:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6177 2012-02-25T19:00:00Z Saturday the 25th of February 2012 The Supersport Action Bar Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540. Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000 Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024 Follow me on... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Saturday the 25th of February 2012

The Supersport Action Bar
Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540.

Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx
Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000
Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Kedibone Mulaudzi (MC), Nqoba Ngcobo, Vusi, Deep Fried Man and Vittorio Leonardi.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R50 and includes entrance to the dance show at 20:00

]]> Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive 2012-02-03T22:07:18Z 2012-02-29T18:00:00Z tag:vittorio.sharp.fm,2012://1.6173 2012-02-29T18:00:00Z Wednesday the 29th of February 2012 Parker's Comedy & Jive Shop 24 (Entrance 1) Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa. Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/ Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081 BOOK AT COMPUTICKET: CLOSED... vittorio azazil@sharp.fm Performance Diary Wednesday the 29th of February 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE FUNCTION

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/vittorioleo

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

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