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March 5, 2015

Why I Hate Summer

Is there any point to the rain in Johannesburg?
Hot.
Sweat.
Clouds gather.
Hot + humid.
Rain.
5 minutes of easy breathing.

It stops raining - we jack up the humidity to at least 80% and let the world sweat some more.
Fuck you, Mother Nature!
You and your crack habit shouldn't be the punishment your children bear.
Let it be as should be.
The punishment that every child has endured from its parent since time began:

Abandonment and mild disinterest.

Posted by vittorio at March 5, 2015 11:23 PM

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