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January 4, 2012

Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive

Wednesday the 4th of January 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
To be confirmed...

Line-up: To be confirmed...

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R70

Posted by vittorio at 8:00 PM | Comments (0)

January 18, 2012

Improv Comedy @ Parker's Comedy & Jive

Wednesday the 18th of January 2012

Parker's Comedy & Jive
Shop 24 (Entrance 1)
Montecasino, Montecasino Boulevard, (C/o William Nicol and Witkoppen Roads), Fourways, Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa.

Website: http://www.parkerscomedy.com/ and http://www.parkerleisure.co.za/
Bookings: (+2711) 511 0081

BOOK AT COMPUTICKET:
To be confirmed...

Line-up: To be confirmed...

Show Starts: 20:00
Entrance Fee: R70

Posted by vittorio at 8:00 PM | Comments (0)

January 27, 2012

Things your new girlfriend doesn't want to hear.

Today the muse grabbed so I thought I'd add these ideas to the site.

This is a list in progress.
Here's hoping that none of these apply to you. And if they do...I want pictures.

1. I only watch the porn you're in. To! To! I only watch the porn you're inTo!

2. Let the man have his opinion babe. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when he's huge.

3. Wait, let me set the camera to panorama.

4. You smell of cheese...again.

5. Let's ask your mom, she knows about V.D.

6. A headache? OK, but that's not the part of you I need right now.

7. Getting laid. Chat later. LoL!

8. If I said you have a beautiful body, would you help me bury one?

9. Can you take a punch?

10. Pole dancing will firm your butt up nicely.

11. You look just like my exes.

12. They said she put up quite a struggle.

13. They never did find the body.

14. It'll make my life so much easier if you just adopt my ex's name.

Posted by vittorio at 1:15 PM | Comments (0)

January 28, 2012

Stand-up Comedy @ The Supersport Bar, Carnival City

Saturday the 28th of January 2012
The Supersport Action Bar

Carnival City, Cnr Century and Elsburg Road, Brakpan, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, 1540.

Carnival City URL: http://www.suninternational.com/Destinations/Casinos/CarnivalCity/Pages/default.aspx
Telephone: (+27 11) 898 7000
Facsimile: (+27 11) 898 7024

Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vittorio-Leonardi/186936748045666

Line-up: Vittorio Leonardi (MC), Motheo, Siya B., Dillan Oliphant and Mpho Pops.

Show Starts: 21:00
Entrance Fee: R50 and includes entrance to the dance show at 20:00

Posted by vittorio at 9:00 PM | Comments (0)